Here at Gayvorites, we love HBO’s “GIRLS” just as much as Lena Dunham loves showing her tits. But as they say, sometimes we hurt the things we love the most… and as such, welcome to the GIRLS Bitch Fest! So take the Cool Whip out of the fridge and let the kvetching begin! [click to continue…]
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Here at Gayvorites, we love HBO’s “GIRLS” just as much as Lena Dunham loves showing her tits. But as they say, sometimes we hurt the things we love the most… and as such, welcome to the GIRLS Bitch Fest! We’ve assigned staff writer, Hillarina, to investigayte the goings-on of GIRLWORLD for the show’s highly anticipated second season. So get out your pretzels and potato skins and let the kvetching begin! [click to continue…]
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All things have an expiration date and cultural phenomenons are no exception. 2012 was chuck full of things that should be buried alongside apocalyptic prophecies, Youtube marriage proposals and what’s left of Glee. Now an annual tradition, we proudly present the Gayvorites Staff’s Top 12 things that should be left behind entering 2013. [click to continue…]
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It’s that time of year again; midnight deals, your aunt’s stale gingerbread men, children singing in unison… Different holiday season, same old shit, and you’re so over it. In fact — you’re so over EVERYTHING. Realistically speaking, with the end of the Mayan calendar rapidly approaching, the only thing left worth caring about is looking like you don’t care at all! To help you achieve Weltschmerz chic, Gayvorites has three ways to exude stylish apathy anywhere; all you need is a gay man’s pocketbook tote bag! [click to continue…]
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Which pair of “sisters” made you more misty during their Robyn moments?
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It’s a tiresomely well-known trope that awards ceremonies are worthless, pathetic events that fail as a barometer for any kind of talent. That said, we will never ever, ever stop bitching about the unfairness of who gets nominated and who doesn’t, nor celebrating when our gayvorites make the cut. The Emmy Awards are just around the corner, so we took this opportunity to highlight the hits and misses and introduce our own special category! [click to continue…]
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Well readers, spring has sprung, and the use of seasonal clichés is cropping up like the first crocus. It’s that time of year when you feel like slapping the owner of every tacky home goods store that uses the terms “eggs-cellent,” “eggs-citing” or “eggs-quisite.” While there is a bounty of ova all ova-the-place, there are some eggs that are shunned from the spotlight. And as such, we present you with our gayvorite, non-Easter affiliated eggs. Our dirty dozen begs the age old eggs-istental conundrum, “Which came first, the chicken or these eggs?” [click to continue…]
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Hello PYTs,
Dykachino here with a little tidbit for you to chew at your leisure, regarding an interesting experience I had the other day, involving dill spears, meteors, and a young lass (me) with insatiable curiosity.
It was an unseasonably frigid New England evening (thanks Global Warming), as I exited my local Super Stop & Shop and sprinted to my trusty hatchback with an armful of groceries. I was trying to accomplish this task as quickly as possible, because I was sporting diamond hard nips, and eagerly anticipating the wonders of modern science, as evidenced by the cool “ass warmer” feature built into my car seat. Always health-conscious, I had stocked up on all the usual staples: chipotle mayo, kosher dill spears, Crystal Light to-go packets, canned beets, sauerkraut, and my 5 favorite flavors of Hamburger Helper. I also picked up a spicy tuna roll party pack and a six-pack of A&W root beer, in case any unannounced guests should stop by my place to watch the latest episode of Downton Abbey. [click to continue…]
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Welcome to the Glee Bitch Fest! We’re so glad you’ve joined us – miser-glee loves compan-glee! Each week our staff gathers and savagely tears apart everyone’s Gayvorite show, Glee, aka Fox’s biggest train-crash-you-can’t-tear-your-eyes-away-from since “Who’s Your Daddy?” This week’s episode is like a Swarovski crystal found on the sidewalk. You are charmed and diverted by its sparkle until you realize it fell off the back of a streetwalker’s bedazzled thong. [click to continue…]
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