Well readers, spring has sprung, and the use of seasonal clichés is cropping up like the first crocus. It’s that time of year when you feel like slapping the owner of every tacky home goods store that uses the terms “eggs-cellent,” “eggs-citing” or “eggs-quisite.” While there is a bounty of ova all ova-the-place, there are some eggs that are shunned from the spotlight. And as such, we present you with our gayvorite, non-Easter affiliated eggs. Our dirty dozen begs the age old eggs-istental conundrum, “Which came first, the chicken or these eggs?” [click to continue…]
Posted by our secretary April 12, 2012
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Hello PYTs,
Dykachino here with a little tidbit for you to chew at your leisure, regarding an interesting experience I had the other day, involving dill spears, meteors, and a young lass (me) with insatiable curiosity.
It was an unseasonably frigid New England evening (thanks Global Warming), as I exited my local Super Stop & Shop and sprinted to my trusty hatchback with an armful of groceries. I was trying to accomplish this task as quickly as possible, because I was sporting diamond hard nips, and eagerly anticipating the wonders of modern science, as evidenced by the cool “ass warmer” feature built into my car seat. Always health-conscious, I had stocked up on all the usual staples: chipotle mayo, kosher dill spears, Crystal Light to-go packets, canned beets, sauerkraut, and my 5 favorite flavors of Hamburger Helper. I also picked up a spicy tuna roll party pack and a six-pack of A&W root beer, in case any unannounced guests should stop by my place to watch the latest episode of Downton Abbey. [click to continue…]
Posted by our secretary March 20, 2012
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Welcome to the Glee Bitch Fest! We’re so glad you’ve joined us – miser-glee loves compan-glee! Each week our staff gathers and savagely tears apart everyone’s Gayvorite show, Glee, aka Fox’s biggest train-crash-you-can’t-tear-your-eyes-away-from since “Who’s Your Daddy?” This week’s episode is like a Swarovski crystal found on the sidewalk. You are charmed and diverted by its sparkle until you realize it fell off the back of a streetwalker’s bedazzled thong. [click to continue…]
Posted by our secretary February 7, 2012
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Welcome to the Glee Bitch Fest! We’re so glad you’ve joined us – miser-glee loves compan-glee! Each week our staff gathers and savagely tears apart everyone’s Gayvorite show, Glee, aka Fox’s biggest train-crash-you-can’t-tear-your-eyes-away-from since a literal train crash. Do you remember, in junior high, when you ran out of time on the final test? In fitful desperation, you started answering the remaining essay questions in erratic bulleted form in hopes of being awarded points regardless? We remember. Watching this week’s episode felt exactly like the last 15 minutes of the SATs. [click to continue…]
Posted by our secretary January 31, 2012
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January 16, 2012
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The last day of 2011 was a day for self-reflection, goal-setting, and lounging around in our yoga pants while snacking on a coconut shrimp basket from Red Lobster. While we’re still in our yoga pants, our hopes for posting this article on time were thrown out with the empty shrimp bucket… Along with our goals, we have a few more submissions for the 2011 graveyard. Here’s our Top 11 things that should be left behind entering 2012. [click to continue…]
Posted by our secretary January 16, 2012
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Oh, the holigays. Just when you thought you were safe in the anonymity of ‘the big city’ it’s already time to return to that place of fond, and terrible, memories; home. Being with your family for the holidays is the perfect opportunity for reconciliation, coming out, falling out and most importantly, painful, vein-bursting-in-your-eye embarrassment, all of which are possible in this capitalist-driven ‘season of lights’. [click to continue…]
Posted by our secretary December 29, 2011
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Season’s Gleetings! We’re so glad you’ve joined us – miser-glee loves compan-glee! Each week our staff gathers and savagely tears apart everyone’s Gayvorite show, Glee, aka Fox’s biggest train-crash-you-can’t-tear-your-eyes-away-from since Carrie Underwood: An All-Star Holiday Special. Spoiler Alert: This episode had the consistency and nutritional value of eggnog left on a radiator until spring. [click to continue…]
Posted by our secretary December 17, 2011
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Welcome to the Glee Bitch Fest! We’re so glad you’ve joined us – miser-glee loves compan-glee! Each week our staff gathers and savagely tears apart everyone’s Gayvorite show, Glee, aka Fox’s biggest train-crash-you-can’t-tear-your-eyes-away-from since My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance. This episode has been named after a Mellencamp song that doesn’t even make it into the episode. A more appropriate title would’ve been “What Song Is This?” [click to continue…]
Posted by our secretary December 16, 2011
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Welcome to the Glee Bitch Fest! We’re so glad you’ve joined us – miser-glee loves compan-glee! Each week our staff gathers and savagely tears apart everyone’s Gayvorite show, Glee, aka Fox’s biggest train-crash-you-can’t-tear-your-eyes-away-from since Renovate My Family. Spoiler Alert: That goddamn Google + commercial had more plot development than this episode. [click to continue…]
Posted by our secretary December 12, 2011
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